Edited because I said something stupid :)

@Caenct: Or lingerie.

Fancy Nights? Fancy Nights??? That sounds pretty much like what I would have named a perfume when I was 5.

@tehcatsmeow: Ooh, yep. So sorry you had to find out this way.

Yes. I will agree that all softball-playing women are gay if men will admit that all football-playing men are also gay. And soccer players. And probably golf. Oh, and don't get me started on tennis. Badminton. Table tennis. Hopscotch. Jesus, it's a big gay world out there.

@enduremp: Of course it's okay for people to fall in love with people who have different political beliefs.

@amowls: But this liberal woman would never, a) fall in love with a conservative, and b) keep my opinions to myself. I have trouble respecting either of these decisions on her part.

@Vivi21: Me, too! And my second perfume is Viktor and Rolf Flower Bomb. I wonder if our skin smells the same...

@ElleL: Ooh! Nice. Or size Phalanges.

@laurentless: I think I'd go for size palm tree.

Um, why does Natalie Imbruglia look like a different person?

So she was a size 12/14. That means nothing. That's the name they gave to that size, which now is probably named size 6. They should probably just stop naming sizes in numbers or letters and go for something equally arbitrary.

How is it possible to be so slender and have great breasts?

@blametheredline: Yes! That's who I thought she was in the first picture!

@chebella: Oh my. I never realised how much makeup they wear, or that you can really change the way your face bones look with shading and contouring!

I'm in my mid-twenties and I didn't have a sexual relationship for 2 years until a recent relationship. It wasn't a purposeful decision - I just didn't know anyone I wanted to have sex with. And not only that, but I really dislike the shock and horror responses I get from people when they hear that I don't always have…

@chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: *Gasp* No! I refuse to believe it!

@Rah_power: My kids are going to be Ytuaeb, Eutriv, and Esidarap.

@ThePirateStar: Ew.

@Triana Orpheus: Oh you know there is a teen mom out there who sees that and thinks, "Oooh, pretty name!"