PhillipaMarlowe
Phillipa Marlowe
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@Donovanesque: Cuz your vag is only for the menz, silly.

Is anyone really surprised that she's not a great live singer? I have no particular feelings for Taylor, and she doesn't sound great here, but have you ever heard other pop stars? Rihanna can barely carry a tune live. Britney doesn't even sing live. Beyonce's live performances are very dance-based and don't really let

I think the problem with Katy Perry's dress is that such a dropped and accentuated hemline needs a simple draped neckline, but this is way too much fabric, not to mention her hair, around her decolletage and neck for all the fabric below the waist.

@duetoprivacy: I second this. Nothing redeeming AT ALL. Not the colour, fabric, shape, length, construction, embroidery, fit.

The cut of the dress is very dated.

Isn't she like 5'2"?? How does she have 5 foot long legs?

@firtaid: Yep. I'm not sure if I think that she's cool for wearing the same dress, or not cool at all..

Something look wrinkled under the dress, like her spanks or something. Also, isn't it funny how quickly Lady GaGa made Katy Perry irrelevant?

She looks great. But the it looks like an episode of The Look for Less. Seriously, that dress looks like sequined jersey that is the cheap kind that doesn't have sequins on the back.

Smiling without squinting your eyes makes you look either like, a) when children smile for pictures and they just open their mouths and show their teeth without looking remotely cheerful, or, b) Charles Manson.

@jen: Yeah. I think that the drastic changes that happen to female athletes in certain sports when they stop training is probably a signal that all is not well. I mean restricting weight and extreme training for a prepubescent body cannot be good!

@hannapdx: Yes, I'm not saying she looks bad, just, not like how she did at the Olympics.

@NrthnLights: Yeah, that's true. When you peak at 13, you can't have done good things to your body, including preventing puberty. I remember hearing a story about a gymnast, possibly Miller, that hadn't gone through puberty until she quit competing at 21.

@thebootyfaerie: Wow, I never would have thought that wrestlers are underweight. That's interesting.

@Understater: Well, that may be so, but I had an extremely unpleasant English geography teacher named Clive, and I will never marry Clive Owen for that reason and that reason only.

Please consider, for a moment, the complete unsexiness of the following names when separate from their godly meat suits: Clive, Rupert, Simon, Jude.

Daniel Craig's sexy is palpable through computer and TV screens. If I ever got close to him in person I may simply implode. For real.

@Jenloveshercurves: I met JRM, and he's a TOTAL douche! Total. I live in Dublin, and I was just today talking to an Irish friend about how non-Irish people love JRM, but he's really... icky.

This is NOT body snark, just a question.