Clearly, Sophie Read looks at Mariah Carey's fashion and thinks, 'Wow, that's one classy lady.'

Oh, Kristin. Do adopt! But also, please produce some biological offspring because we need your perfectly petite, operatic and comedic skills in our gene pool.

@lizbang: @jcb820: Cool it, ladies. If Skarsgard is off the market, Pine is mine.

Ugh.

@Ginmar Rienne: This is a really interesting point. I haven't really thought about it like this before, but it's true. Not that it would be better if they were targeting women, but they still operate under the assumption that women have no ability to make their own choices... It's very Victorian, really.

@Oxygengrrl: Ha! Comment of the day!

@NewsBunny: @Nun Shall Pass: Hehe. You funny.

@hedonisticme: I did that about American Idol a year or so ago, with the blind guy. I hadn't been paying attention and then I looked at the screen and was like 'that guy's weird looking' and then made an imitation of his eyes (not my proudest moment). Then my friend was like, 'You know he's blind, right?'

@the glamwich: Heart for excellent use of the term 'muggle'.

@Penny: That was exactly my thought, too.

I kind of like the royal blue dress that Shaun Robinson is wearing, except that the fabric drape makes it look like there is a person standing behind her wearing the same colour dress.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Cuz the pixie never goes out of style! She was in An Education.

@midwesternmom: OMG, thanks for this. Screw pink - I totally want a blue vagina now!

I'm just wondering about the logistics of court proceedings about rape accusations. Wouldn't you need a rape kit and vaginal examination? I don't really know how this works, but I imagine that accusations without any physical evidence wouldn't often get a conviction...

@sayah: Win-win - does that mean you can offer him some useful connections? I can offer some connections in the obscure worlds of popular literature academics and American ex-pats. Also, Irish people.

@pileofmonkeys: Shared custody? I'll get him when he's in Europe, you in the States?

Good news, ladies: Alexander Skarsgård says: "I'm single!"

Looks like the sister dying of consumption to Christina Hendricks' dress.

@gessyca: Really? You can't believe that Mariah wore a obscenely tight and cleavage-baring dress? :)

What is it with these after-thought-fish-tail hems?