Good exhaust note, but the engine sounded like a Citroen 2CV, it's the last air-cooled car I had. Gutsy little thing though, glass fibre body kept the weight down, I would take on Golf Rabbits etc away from the lights and mostly win.

Needs more 'Ring

With the hood open it looks like it's going to eat everything in sight. I had a lot of fun in mine.

Mind le-blown.

Fabulous car, I had one many many years ago when I lived in South Africa. Noisiest damned directional indicators EVER!

Awesomeballs. I haven't seen this in 40+ years. Thank you.

Buy dry cure bacon, all of the flavour and less of the shrinkage.

Stick one one that goes on the front of the hood? They used to have them on E-Types etc

Bollocks, I'm going to have to move all my music again. Arse and double arse.

So this plate used to be on an Audi http://platewave.com/A4AAA

Seriously HSBC? This term was first used in the mid to late 90s and died out about 6 months later, so that makes them <counts on fingers> about 17 years too late.

Or maybe just do your laundry more often?

That whale penis leather thing was pretty bad, I didn't even know whales were Jewish.

I once owned an AlfaSud with no rust. Seriously, not a single tiny spot.

If you're in the UK you need one of these. www.truecall.co.uk best £99 I ever spent. EVER.

Yeah, I never offer my opinion to a woman unless it's explicitly asked for. Life is so much easier this way.

Meh FWD sucks dog-cock.

Regarding the "These posts were part of a plan to end my relationship" Why couldn't she just grow some balls and tell him to fuck off, and walk away instead of doing a Jeremy Kyle and airing her soiled bed linen in public?

Or just buy/steal dry-cure bacon. No shrinkage.

I owe you 1 (one) beer.