I'm going to say something simplistic like a 90's Toyota key (may or may not be pictured here). There are no fobs, no fancy blades, just a key you shove into a couple holes to open the doors, the boot, and to start the car. No OnStar, no chips, no remote start, just old school simplicity.

VW/Audi switchblade fobs were pretty cool by late 90's standards.

1st reccomendation: 2014 Impala. They're old not dead. They have taste. You ever pull up to a guy in a 94-96 Imapala SS B-Body? 90% of the time he's old. No, rebadged caprices driven by dudes trying to donk do not count as impalas.

The Grand Marquis pictured is a 2003-2005 model. In 2006 the front fascia was altered;

Mercury Grand Marquis, because you can't spell Grand Marquis without Grandma! Also, land-barge attributes, bench seating for six for bingo nights, and Panther. :D

Tucker: The Man and His Dream.

Vanishing Point

I know it's not unheard of, but it's not gotten much love this week, and is one of my favorites.

Find me a non-gearhead that has seen this movie.

The first film to come to mind for me was Wasabi. Featuring the comic genius of Jean Reno, his contact in Japan is driving a lovely Citroen.

World's Fastest Indian

Definitely Le Mans. While countless die hard racing nerds are more than familiar with this film, the scores of kids who grew up watching that Fast & Furious dreck have no idea that this exists or who Steve McQueen was...or (for that matter) what real racing is.

The french version...not the remake

Now this is sexy.

Obvious answer is obvious: BRAZIL

Lucas - but likely to have bad wiring in the head

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."