This many readers from Detroit and no one posted J-Lo kicking ass in Out of Sight.

“Hey people actually really want this thing! Stick it in the “never build” file with all the others.”

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

Thanks, but feel good about liking it.  It is a coupe, not a liftback. :)

Is drop top Toyota in 100 degree weather tough? Everybody else had A/C.

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

“Which vehicle is the majordomo going to put the prince in? Of course it’ll be the F-250.”

There’s something of an inverse relationship there.

Before you can buy one of these penis extenders, you should have to take a parking test. If you can’t park the penis extender between 2 white lines on the first try, NO TRUCK FOR YOU!!!

If this fucking fuck fucks off before he names names...

I’m not feeling the nostalgia the automotive media seem to be trying to stoke with the end of New Beetle production.

Never had this problem with my Beetle. 

How do you get food to Lotus meetups?

Portable telephones? Have you lost your mind, man?! How would that even work?!

I am puzzled, what is a Jar-Jar Binks? and, to add to my puzzlement, why are the birds twittering about a Lotus 7, here they just poop on it. Really, the small twittering thing really seem to chose to crap on it every time it gets out to play, probably the shiy bit has an effect.

Foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee

IT’S A LITTLE DRY

this turkey’s a little dry

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.