Something tells me that’s a Camaro.

Fishtailed and t-boned - sounds like someone had a surf and turf for lunch.

Those two Corollas knocked the beige right off each other.

I think the GM engineers are all trading in their Impalas for Sequoias.

David

This NEVER gets old to me, especially after living in Baltimore.

I can already see the next article:

My Mini Cooper S used to get me mugged all the time.

Maybe it’s the VW who’s been trying to teach you lessons all this time?

Shut up, Ted!

Serves him right for pulling his business from Sterling Cooper

“Defensive”? “Insecure”? Wow - that’s as amazing a mis-reading/projection as I have ever read here. I had to double-check to make sure this wasn’t cross-posted from Jez.

The 2-door GLS version looked like a cross between an Escort, Thunderbird and Ambien:

The world will end not with a bang, nor a whimper, but to rapturous applause.

The best “he got his” story on this subject I’ve heard reportedly happened in my state a few years ago when some dickbag rolled coal leaving a stoplight. The older gentleman in the convertible who got blasted in the face with sooty diesel exhaust took down the truck’s plate number and called the state police. Turns…

Wait you mean it doesn’t make the ladies ovulate ?

CUZ THAT GAT DAM PRIUS IS A HIPPY CAR

Tail of the serpent

“Solid axle or independent rear?”