I was heading to [tire store] to get new shoes mounted on my ‘02 Miata a few years back. Had my son riding shotgun, and I’d lit the rears up at every stop sign along the way, and may have done a couple of parking lot burnouts as well, you can’t prove it! Anyway, we’re making a left onto the mostly empty A1A about a…

If cars could have hormone problems, the Mercury Tracer would have low-T.

That came in a plain white cardboard box just labeled “Car”, didn’t it?

WHY DID YOU TURNLEY??!!

Maybe next time he can give it his Mahal... I’ll see myself out.

His name is Max Rockatansky, and he’s going to be a police officer when he grows up.

Trucks go slow in that pass. Im guessing the Maxima was closing rapidly and didn’t notice until the last minute. Tried to swerve to the L to switch lanes and avoid but misjudged it getting the car wedged under the truck.

It was last call and the Maxima was desperate, the tractor trailer was a fatty, but hey...whats the worst that could happen?

goddammit. have a star.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

The truck driver knew exactly what was happening, he wanted to see how long he could get away with it.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

“Is that guy going to pass me or what?”

You’re the man now, dawg

Did they even look in the trunk?

That Tercel may be old, but it’s cherry.

That’s the most wooden reply I’ve read all day.

More like Tree-cel, amiright?

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”

He should branch out into other fields.