Ha. I once resorted to using a re-usable HEB grocery bag as a temporary kitten carrier. I grabbed a poor little scared tabby baby in a gas station parking lot, then realized I still had 20 miles left to get home. So I replaced my groceries with the feline, rolled up the top of the bag and held her in my lap for the…
Okay, real talk: my mother (old, but not elderly- 70) was trying to explain this and I was 99% certain she was showing signs of geriatric dementia. No, morning TV *is* actually just this bonkers. I need to call her and apologize because my side of the conversation was basically "wait, what? a cat? in a bag? a calico…
I certainly feel for your mom's cat, but omg. I have laughed about this story for several minutes. Someone came to check on me.
I'm reminded of the last time my mom's cat went to the vet. He's a squirrelly little guy, always nervous about everything but generally pretty easy to handle. The vet sent home a cardboard kitty carrier to bring him in, and he got into it easily enough. All the way down in the car she was petting him through the…
Oh, you! Please do explain yet again how homophobia is harmless if it's from black people.
When I worked for the doctors office, people would have to hand me over their slips from the doctor. One elderly man came up, plunked his paper down, and was like "I'MMA GIVE YOU A TIP!" He hands over a bill that says one million dollars on it and had Kirk Cameron's face on it. I put devil horns on it and stuck it…
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Those butt cheeks are mesmerising...
That gif is hysterical. I'm killing myself over here. And, I somehow just recommended my own post (dammit)
I was going to say I think I could find this on Etsy for a lot less and/or shit on my own shoes free of charge.
Please put them on Etsy and begin siphoning money out of my Paypal account.
Yeah, I felt weird announcing it anywhere because sometimes I don't know how much of myself I should give to the internet. But I did put up a kind of oblique post about it on my tumblr and then, IDK, I'm just really excited and happy and I feel pretty comfortable with my little afternoon Dirt Bag crowd, so, yeah.…
If I spend $50k while my husband is away on a trip, I'm making a material mistake - this can be fixed. Money can be earned back, items can be returned. You can never reverse the effects of cheating. Comparing financial issues to cheating is like trying to compare stealing as a crime to assault; you can get your money…
Andrew WK is one of the greatest human beings alive. When I was in college (this was about 10 years ago) he was performing at the student center (it was an awesome show; he's got so much energy). Afterwords, he sat outside for hours signing autographs and talking to fans, and this was in February in Illinois, so it…
One time, the Merch people for Andrew wk fucked up my order. I got a personal, handwritten apology from the man and a care package with lots of import CDs.
Pulled something? Sounds like you need to work out so you can avoid injuries.
This happens every single time Andrew WK is mentioned in my presence.
Thanks, simply because of the headline I now have Party Hard stuck in my head.
It is my understanding that the application of antibiotics in intensive animal farming facilities is far and away the leading cause of antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria. Not that you should not be careful about taking your full rx and stuff like that, but that the agribussinesses bear most of the responsiblity…