"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

This picture is hilarious.

Bhyyyr

Have you seen Winter's Bone? She (J Law's character, so, teenager) is offered meth about a dozen times by various adults.

Does he have thoughts about why people trying to get other, younger people to try it?

Yes. But did he go to Jared?

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Let's not forget the Christian martyr brigade who is now boycotting A&E because this REAL AMERICAN HERO (tm) was just speaking the Word of God (tm) and offended the PC Police who just wants to turn this great nation into a bunch of man-butt-loving derelict atheists and crucify the poor, devout religious people who…

These photos remind me of the gorgeous +model Tess Munster and her boyfriend.

I like this shoot a lot more. Just more my taste.

This one is boneriffic.

The gun is straight of of Doctor Who is the WORST possible way. God, I am lucky she hasn't egged my house.

I have been sending suggestions for ensembles for more than 3 months, each more heinous than the last. This was last week's

I got a cattoo this year! And in January so obviously it was ahead of the trend!!!

Considering that I spend a lot of my time exactly like this, a tattoo like that one might just be apropos.

Good lord, this woman is beautiful.

My dear friend's sister is doing a steampunk wedding. Until about 3 weeks ago, I was angling for an invitation for the pure pleasure of being witness to my friend standing around in a tutu, fishnets and tophat. Then lil sis announced that ALL the music would be vinyl's played on an "original phonograph."

Mason Jars for mah WEED!

This is legit gross. Would you like it if your husband gave your father a "Thanks for raising the woman of my dreams" flask? God, you probably would, you sicko.