"I'll tell you what yoga is good for: Fuuuu-k-ing," he chimes, in a singsong falsetto, then laughs."

...And contacts to wear! :shudder:

Must be all that night cheese.

tl;dr

Any time I find myself saying "PMA, PMA" in my head, I'm going to try my damnedest to channel JLaw. She's just so great.

But consumerism is God's American Way, dammit! Our forefathers didn't found this country to celebrate non-consumer, communist Christmas for socialists.

Omg I loooooove Christmas!! So glad I'm not alone. I watched this segment while I got ready for work this morning and had to laugh... ya know so I wouldn't cry.

The wooooooooooorst.

Dude. Same. I saw Slayer on Friday and every yahoo in front of me had their arms up, recording, watching the show through their screen. A.) Stop, because I'm small and can't see through your fucking arm. B.) It's going to sound like shit when you play it back! I don't understand the brains of these people.

I'm pretty offended by this eye makeup.

All the stars for doge.

My idea of heaven. For a day or two, anyway, until the BGs kick in.

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!
How do I make my hair like Bey's? It's the same length, naturally wavy but when I curl it, my hair flops and I look like Callista Gingrich. I guess the answer is be Beyonce?

I call dibs on her bottom half! Denim thongs for days

Leslie is the shit! Her backing band mates are just as awesome too. Good folks!!

The same thing happens to me, but with pictures if pizza instead!

What devil do I sell my soul to to get her BOD? Dang girl.

I'm sending you a billion hugs! So sorry for your loss.

I'm perfectly ok with dying alone... with my cats. As long as someone can come rescue them after I'm gone!

I think Prolife Across America has to scrape the very bottom of the graphic designer barrel. Either that, or the person in charge is 900 years old. Either way, WHAT!