Hahaha. Best party trick!

Well, I suppose bulimics do?? Usually I salivate like a demon before I ralph.

I'll never stop loving you Jesse Pinkman!!!!

Not to make light of your misfortune, but 'spontaneously vomit' made me snort real hard.

I've heard about it, haven't tried it yet! My arms get gnarly in the winter. Puttin it on my list :)

Ah yes, I still break out too so that's really good to hear. Thanks!

Ooooo, thanks for the tip!!

yes, in my heart

Thanks!! My eyebrows are where my skin is super flaky too. I'm gonna go get some and try it out myself!

It's like Andrew W.K. is writing every single one of those tweets. (That's a good thing!)

Do you use the coconut oil on your face, too? My face is slowly flaking into oblivion and commercial moisturizers do nothing!

I feel the same way!!! I was totally indifferent about her until I listened to her book and then I fell in love. She was on Fresh Air the other day talking about her mom dying and all I wanted to do was hold her hand and have all the feels.

BOY would I do things to her husband. Hubba.

holleuuurrrrr!

My bff had something like this done. Only she didn't have her lip repositioned - rather, she saw a cosmetic dentist and had some of her gums removed to show more of her teeth. I'm not sure if this is an option for you, but it sounds a lot less intrusive/expensive than the surgery! I'm not sure what she paid, (I'm…

It sucks. The nugget of good that comes from Crohn's is being SO over pooping! Poop for everyone!

Aaaaaaand you're a dick. Fuck you.

GRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Ok I think about this too. Especially during tornado season! I had nightmares about escaping to the basement without my kitties. The next day I bought a pretty swanky carrier that will fit them both... but I might use the fears as an excuse to buy this anyway, because if I'm gonna be weird I might as well go all the…

It's okay, you probably have 1,237 fewer cavities than I do!