Also! Unfrosted poptarts. Oh the disappointment when my mom accidently bought those.

UGH Robin Thicke. YOU ARE SO CREEPY. CREEPY CREEPY CREEP. I stopped shuddering once I read the tidbit about Bill Nye. Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Ah yes, my friend uses one of those. I have a high sided box, but I may have to get crafty and toss a cardboard box with a hole over top of it and save a few bucks!

I laugh every time I buy the "skin correcting" deodorant... but darnit! It smells so good! :( Please note, I have noticed absolutely no change in the skin of my pits.

Thank you!! I caught 10 insufferable minutes of Big Brother on mute at the gym last night and I was like OH that's why she's racist... her name is Aryan. I mean Aaryn. I mean Aryan.

:( So sad! He's quite the looker.

me too! Spot! :mwah: Spot! :mwah:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who based her screen name off of her cat! The litter thing kills me. I wish I were a master craftsman so I could fashion a super hidden top-loading litterbox with a vacuum underneath a grate so all the litter falls off their paws and gets sucked into oblivion. Ahhh I hate litter feet!!!

Ooof. I'm fairly certain that these guys aren't mama's boys, but OH do I know the (gross, filthy, helpless) type. Not cleaning up after them is good advice! That one will be hard because I hate being bossy and I hate messes. Congrats on your shiny new apartment!

Are you saying you wash your bedskirt?! That thought... it has never occurred to me. :|

I'm moving in with two platonic dudes I don't know that well (and my boyfriend...I know him very well......) in a month, and this is my worst nightmare. Thanks for making me even MORE nervous about this!! :shakes fist:

A million times yes.

I would be too ashamed to send out a servant for diet dr. pepper, a can of frosting and some refrigerated cookie dough if I were a princess.

Ahhh, good to know! Learning how truckers communicate with the cars on the road is one of those things I keep meaning to do but never get around to. When someone flashes their lights at me I usually just say "ehh sorry!!" to myself (and to them, via my BRAIN) and get out of the way.

OMG, I'm dying. This one wins. The line face!

Ahahahaha! I would decorate a room around that exquisite painting.

I would buy the shit outta that!!

He looks like a fleshy BBQ potato chip with teeth. :(

Is this a fanny pack? I think it's a fanny pack.

Hahahahaha oh nooooo! I'm sorry!! It can be fixed with lipliner, but then it just feels so obvious. Tiny mouths unite!