Ugh! I'm sorry you had to deal with all that bullshit. I like to tell myself that insurance companies have some semblance of a reason as to why they pull that shit... but really, they don't. And they probably pull a bigger profit by stressing their customers the fuck out. Conspiracy theories! And the condescending…

I wish I could like this a million times because I feel the same way! Every time I open a new medical (they come a lot, my body hates me)/student loan bill it's like a black cloud follows me all week long and I think that they only way out is death. Not in a suicidal way... just utterly fucking hopeless.

Ok so I'm on a Miley kick today! But really, she looks like the poor man's Miley.

I think so! I can relate... but if I ever start acting out like her I HOPE someone tells me that I'm lookin' like a total idiot.

Ugh Miley. So hot, yet I cringe every time I see you because you are such a poser.

Shit, I love reading! Sign me up.

You mean I can go to prison for affordable healthcare?! :ponders $5,000 medical bill that just got sent to collections...ponders prison...: Tempting!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha haha. Scenario #1 happened to an acquaintance of mine. A fancy fuckin' dress, a $3,000 purse and countless of other "friend" gifts later... they were boning. She already had a man so there were a lot of slantmouths that summer.

Ugh I will never understand either! The smell of energy drinks alone is barf-worthy enough. Years ago in school a dude would always sit next to me, and he always smelled like smoke and Monster. I'm guessing he slammed Jager like it was his job on the weekends. He stuuuuuuuuunnnkkkk!

It is white! It's printed on so maybe I can tackle it with a bleach pen. Thanks for your advice, I'll let ya know how it goes!

How about Jager?! I ask not for me, but for my boyfriend. (Jager is gross.) The shirt has been laundered and sitting in the bottom of a drawer for the better part of a year.

I hope the 4 shitty line tat on Kstew is a really shitty Black Flag tattoo. Why do all celebs get prison tats!! Ugh you have all the money just stop.

I thought of howsyouredge.com when I saw this too. I hope I'm listed on it.

Every time I watch the Today show (which is usually everyday for 20 minutes max) I always see a segment that appears to be gleaned from Jezebel. Only they sugar coat and dumb it down it so it's palpable for the general public.

And I'm sorry he was a jerk to you! Not that it makes a difference that I'm sorry, but you seem like a nice person who doesn't deserve a rude 'tude.

Well that's a huge bummer. All of it. I like it better in my bubble, you guys, where everyone is nice and great!

Agree. I feel like a lot of the people ragging on Dan don't actively listen to his podcast or read his column... and any inflammatory comments he makes get blown up into a huge shitstorm of misguided rage. All in all, I think he's the shit.

Death metal is exactly what I had in mind!! Death metal warbled by tiny Cinderella birds.

"...warble about fornication."

GOD BLESS IT that baby boy is the cutest little cute to ever cute.