The (much deserved) rage that the belly flop spread induces has already been covered... but honestly, seriously, I thought Louise Anderson was dead! Tabloids be learnin' me.

Homeless... pffffft! Their outfits are basically exactly what I'm wearing today... holey hoodie included. (Booty shorts excluded... it's cold here.)

Snookie's head is sooooooo large?!

I'm trying to hide the fact that I'm at work and laughing to the point of tears from your list.

This is gross. Not to mention, those crystals are more than likely laden with lead.

Word. This past summer I was a bridesmaid in a wedding... and the week prior to the wedding I'd gotten released from the hospital for a nasty colitis flare. While everyone was complimenting how good I looked (I'd dropped about 30 lbs) I was praying to anything that I didn't shit my skirt and faint during the ceremony.…

Andrew WK can truly do no wrong in my eyes. God I love him so much.

The summer I was staring longingly at my (now) boyfriend he was known as Tiny Baby Cutie, shortened to TBQT, shortened to QT. When drunk, friends still slip sometimes and call him any variation of those names and I kinda feel bad cuz he can be self conscious about how young he looks. Upon meeting him, he's neither…