What I really find beautiful about statements like that is the unbridled arrogance of them. You don’t get to decide who goes to hell. God does. Show some goddamn humility to the Big Guy you choose to believe in.

Every single “nice” thing someone said about him, as quoted in this article, is pretty much textbook damning with faint praise. It’s pretty beautiful to witness.

Damn it, Jezebel. Now I have to live the rest of my life with the knowledge that there is one positive thing about Ted Cruz.

I want her to be aggressive, but that would just be rude. A President should set an example for the nation. Pegging without lube is a bad example for the children. I would even go so far as to say she should use lube . . . liberally.

Also, stop ruining spanking. I’m not into spanking myself, but I’ve only ever seen one example of it done right (below). These GOP pervs are ruining other people’s kink! That’s just kinda awful when you think about it. They police sex enough, must they poison it too?

It’s been really interesting trying to speak to the sexists among progressives. The words “slut” and “skank” and “cunt” are prominent.

I will give Hillary every penny of my disposable income if she reurns fire by threatening to peg her Republican opponent.

I’m dying to read a linguist/anthropologist’s essay on how people discuss Hillary in comparison to the other candidates. You can say you don’t like someone without making it so obvious your opinion is tainted with misogyny

This is what makes Christie’s comment so weird: he doesn’t seem to want to use the word “spank” but then he goes with “beat” instead and then throws “rear end” in there anyway. He manages to keep both the violent language of “kick her ass” and the weird sexual overtones of spanking!

“But Bruce Springsteen hasn’t returned any of my calls”

It’s almost like they should not use violent language in a campaign!!

“Not only will I beat/spank her....I’ll subpoena her...hell, I’ll even close down the bridges if I have - oh crap. Forget that last part. Hey did I tell you that Bon Jovi texted me yesterday??”

TL:DR: STOP THREATENING MY MASCULINITY I HAVE A PENIS AND EVERYTHING.

I feel like they want to say, “I’m going to kick her ass” but that’s shades of domestic violence, so they sanitize it by saying they’ll spank her, which takes on a sexual connotation!

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

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You’re kinda foaming at the mouth a bit, son.

This is the quintessential GG response. Well done for inadvertently demonstrating my warning. Now scurry away, little one.

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