Go fuck yourself, cockpuppet.

There’s people who really believe this is a white supremacist/feminist conspiracy.

Seriously? Over 50 women have come forward. He has admitted to using drugs on women he wants to have sex with. What else do you need, a fucking video of him raping all 50 women?

prediction is: his trial will last till his death.

The disgusting collaboration of so many people to keep this man from his just punishment is astounding. The hypocrisy, the victim blaming, the denial, the COLLECTIVE denial....it’s all part and parcel of the process. And yet, of everything I just read, the fact that Bill Cosby referred to Qualudes as “friends” is what…

“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.”

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

You’d think that reading comprehension would be an essential skill for a profession that reviews and enacts legislation. You would also be very, very wrong.

Maybe but “bag of penes” just doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.

You are the hero we need now.

Because I know you’re all scrambling for your dictionaries:

He seems like the kind of guy who would sit behind you in class and surreptitiously sniff your hair.

Admit it, you wanted to say that she’s completely stupid, but that seemed a bit harsh so in the end you decided to compromise.

Yeah, she might not be completely stupid but she’s at least three-fifths stupid.

Yeah, cuz we totally could have wrapped up the Iraq war right on Rumsfeld’s schedule had we not been such pussies about civilian casualties and just taught those heathen ingrates to say “acceptible collatoral damage” in Iraqistani or whatever the hell they speak over there.

When I cast “Riddikulus” to banish a Boggart, it turns into Carly Fiorina speaking.

Yes. My gyno gives me a referral for a mammogram, which is done at another facility. This is standard procedure and has been for ages now.

which is particularly troubling because we aren’t that concerned with civilian causalities to begin with

Sadly, I think a lot of the GOP frontrunners are calling for the U.S. military to be less concerned with civilian casualties and drop more shit even if there’s even a hint of a rumor that an ISIS member may be in a given house. Which of course would result in more civilian deaths, which in turn helps ISIS with its…

Obama recently did an interview with NPR where he talked about the fact that all the candidates (except Lindsey Graham, RIP, you drunk warmongering southern belle) just keep saying we should bomb ISIS “more.” And he quite astutely pointed out that we are already bombing ISIS as much as our intelligence permits -…

At his rally this morning, someone asked him a question about the VA and treatment of veterans, and his ENTIRE response (I am not exaggerating) was “It’s horrible, and I’m gonna take care of that. I think you have great confidence that I’m gonna take care of that.”