Counterpoint: the lob is a thing of beauty...always

You went to elementary school with Donald Trump? And he bullied you? Holy shit, that’s a great story.

God forbid she express her opinion since it differs from yours

I can’t comment on the success of grabbing someone by the pussy. I can say with 100% certainty that taking a woman to look for furniture works. That’s why they don’t sell you the floor models. They are covered in good deed jizz.

Question for the ladies:

Listen, Bill Clinton did say much worse on the golf course. Just ask Sean Hannity

It’s almost like the author of this jalopnik (?!) article was inventing a reason to post and flat out lied.

So very glad the Gawker crew disseminated to the other sites. Cancer tends to do that.

600 people asking to work and be paid in the summer when the need is probably a tiny fraction of that actually does seem like a lot to ask to me.

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

Jesus Christ, this take is hotter than anything you’ll see on Deadspin all week.

Come on. This article is basically highlight-truthering.

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

I mean, they’re not, but Blood Sugar Sex Magik; One Hot Minute; and Californication are really really good

Woah hey now, what’s wrong with Pearl Jam? Ten is one of the best albums of the 90s

Yes. It was not obvious to me watching in real time that he could have gotten out of bounds. DRC was already right there. I’d say 50-65% chance he gets tackled in bounds anyway even if he doesn’t make a brain fart. The reality is that they lost the game, and not just because of Terrance Williams

Nah. As you said, a 62-yard kick from there is hardly guaranteed. And watch the video again: if he goes for the sideline, there’s a good chance DRC wraps him up before he can get out.

The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab…

This is entirely besides the point, but a gameplay violation (grounding) should NEVER be offset by a personal foul. It’s complete bullshit, and it logically conveys that a game penalty is just as bad as a personal penalty, which is the opposite of what the NFL pretends to care about.

So because a coach doesn’t want to give up inside information, an announcer should publish incorrect statements about a college athlete? Keep in mind, college athlete doesn’t choose how the coach acts with the media.