SINGLE POSTING IS HARD

SINGLE POSTING IS HARD

I mean, sure, there was a picture of the female coach right under the title of the post, and yeah, the NCAA baseball tournament hasn't even fucking started yet, but how could anyone be expected to figure out from those little details that this was a softball story? That would take some Sherlock Holmes-level sleuthing…

Grilled cheese with mayonnaise? You should be banned for even suggesting it, as should the fool who actually recommended your post.

I was prepared to cosign Albert, then I watched the video. That looks fucking delicious.

$3.75 million is not "a lot of money" in the context of a class action lawsuit. This is essentially a cost-of-litigation settlement (the company agrees to pay a nominal amount now because fighting the action will cost more in the long-run, even if they win). Plaintiff's attorneys bring meritless class actions all…

Haha, stupid Mets! Sometimes when Mets players have sex with their wives, their wives get pregnant, and then, nine months later, a baby come out, and then the player has to miss the game because he wants to be a decent husband and father. And the Mets just let that happen! Stupid Mets!

No, only Weber. Players in later recruiting classes got money from Ed Martin (Louis Bullock and Tractor Traylor included, I believe) but no other Fab Five members.

He wasn't being abused because he was a Wild fan. He was being abused because he wasn't shooting in landscape. And rightfully so.

As a true blue American PATRIOT, I have to say — Canada's national anthem blows ours out of the water. C'mon, it doesn't give you chills? Best part of attending an NHL game, or of the winter olympics for that matter.

Albert, I normally love your work, and was thoroughly enjoying this article, until I got to the part where you said that it's ok to use frozen scallops.

Doh. Now I'm embarrassed. You couldn't have just left me in the grays?

Seriously? Have you ever heard a gay refer to a platonic male friend as a "boyfriend"?

You must be heavily curving in favor of healthy cereals and against sugary, candy-like deliciousness, because if this is based on taste alone you have major issues. Seriously, I'm concerned. When you were a kid did you have tongue cancer like Grant Achatz, with the resulting chemotherapy destroying your taste buds? …

I'm wondering why a comment that has 14 likes as of 1:33 EST is still in the grays. Kind of seems like Tom is trying to cover up the fact that he completely misread the Coach K post. (Ironically, while accusing someone else of missing a joke).

Well, they all look alike to me.

Not to piss on a good joke, but lohud.com (it stands for "Lower Hudson Valley") is actually the website for the Journal News, the suburban newspaper serving New York's Rockland, Putnam and Westchester (where Rice is from) counties. It's actually pretty well-regarded as local papers go.

Just three paragraphs in, and we've already left any sense of basic humanity in the dust . . .

Use of a short clip like this, with accompanying commentary, most likely falls within the "fair use" exception to copyright laws. It's at least a close enough call that NBC isn't going to bring a lawsuit about it.

If Brady was the real best QB in the game he would have made it to the Super Bowl and won it at least more than once in the past 10 years.