Sanchez gives it away like a Greenwich high-schooler.

"I lived in one of the most ideal locations" and "in Pittsburgh."

Sounds like Dave is both the schlemiel and schlemazel of our website.

Well, you know what they say . . .

I can't tell if you're brilliantly extending my chain of sarcasm, or just missed the joke.

I don't understand the reference.

Obviously, Alomar didn't write that statement on the website himself. Everyone knows that Roberto Alomar has aides.

That's wonderful.

Chris Dudley isn't a legend? So you believe that an NBA center actually had a 16 year career while shooting 45.8% from the foul line, including missing 13 straight foul shots at one point?

Glad I scrolled down before making the same comment. That would pretty much cause the internet to explode, huh?

What a disappointment. Was I the only one who was expecting a sex tape after reading the headline?

+1

The funny thing is, I'm tripping balls right now, and even under the influence I'm not finding that video the slightest bit interestiNOT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD! DEAR GOD, NO, NOT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD!

Hell, that picture shows he's not even the greatest mulatto Yankee.

I feel like Ron Burgundy after Baxter ate the whole wheel of cheese.

Come on, the story made no sense. The guy is full of shitake.

AJK815's prose provides definitive proof that Drew does not edit these entries. Jesus Christ, SEC schools must suck.

This is just another short, in other words — not on the Mets but on the Wilpons.

Tyree's just upset that, every time he googles himself, he runs across tons of gay porn. Of course, maybe he should use search terms other than "Giant Ball Sticking Head."

Fry, the secret is in how you define "celebrity." Sure, my wife got mad when we made the same deal and I wound up banging a girl I went to high school with, but she had over 1,200 facebook friends! That counts!