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Yeah, Emma. Why didn't you include a post on this sports-humor website about all the ridiculous comments that liberals made to a story about our Republican president's NCAA bracket selections?

After the game, Jubilant Nets Fan decided he should act naturally, and went out to dinner with his parents, where he ordered jumbo shrimp, and told them he was pondering a career in military intelligence. They reacted with deafening silence. It was a pretty ugly scene.

As the world's only Nets fan, I was watching the game when this aired. The announcer, to his credit (possibly Ian Eagle, who is awesome) immediately observed "that young man is going to be on Youtube soon, if it isn't up already."

Re the enforcer at the end of the video:

I have no witty comment here. This was one of the most painful losses I've experienced as a sports fan, and I'm hoping by publicly addressing this it will help me get over it, since breaking my TV and trying to avoid all sports-related media since 8:30 last night hasn't helped.

In futbol circles, they call that "El Extranjero".

Someone tell Dogster that this is "Drunken Hookup Failures", not "Duncan* Hookup Failures".

You nailed it. Yes, Mariotti is a douche. But to suggest that deadspin has some moral high-ground, and is covering these stories as crusaders for justice rather than for prurient interest, is not only laughable, its contrary to AJ's own words.

Does JJ Redick having his ankles broken by Kirk Hinrich prove, or disprove, the cliche about the athletic ability of white basketball players?

Oh, you meant someone dribbled past him. I was hoping for a different kind of video when I read the headline.

Geez, I'd bet $20 that you're one of my fraternity brothers. How've you been? How's the kid? Man, I sucked in our fantasy football league this year, huh?

Please, did you ever see what Brady looked like at Michigan, before his handlers turned him into the Stetson man? Griese and Drew Henson probably took turns banging all of his girlfriends.

Dammit, Drew, I would have been your friend at Michigan. We could have watched the Kordell Stewart game together, if only we had found each other.

Headline that evokes outrage, combined with a story that does not remotely justify said outrage? Why, I've never seen such a thing on a gawker site before!

Anti-semite!

Of all the sleazy, underhanded, disgusting things deadspin has done . . . this really isn't that bad.

@TangoEchoXray: The Texas bar? For the crimlaw section, just answer "death penalty" for everything and you should be fine.

Step it up, Sanchez. When Leinart was banging a high-schooler, at least she was on a reality show.