@Hand In Pocket: I really don't want to get into a legal argument on deadspin, where the first rule is to be funny or shut up, so this will be my last post on the subject, no matter what else is said.

@AzureTexan: Or at least try to get the law right, which they've both failed on.

This is incorrect. The First Amendment certainly plays a part in libel law where a public figure is involved. It is why a public figure, such as Snyder, has a higher standard of proof — actual malice — to establish libel.

The worst part of the complaint is his claim that the doodles of devil horns and a goatee on his photo somehow constitute an anti-semitic slur. Dan Snyder is the definition of a shanda fur die goyim.

It seems Snyder's main defense for many of these claims, including the telemarketing fraud and the Six Flags mascot search, is that "no owner/CEO/Chairman of a multi-national/billion-dollar" operation would personally be responsible for the day-to-day actions of their company. Snyder claiming a hands-off approach is…

Dan Snyder is a shanda fur die goyim.

@FlakJack: FlakJak is not Clint Howard. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, Clint Howard, but he is *not* a porn star!

Delete damn double posts.

@sacoplenty: The analogy would only be apt if Drew had demanded that all Disney movies remove references to death so that he can avoid having uncomfortable conversations with his daughter. Other than that, you're right on point!

@FlakJack: Clint Howard, is that you?

@JOHNballstotheWall: So you take the one weak point in what Ward said and ignore his cogent points, including the treatment that Westbrook received and the horrendous money grab of an 18 game season.

@JOHNballstotheWall: Yeah, fuck them and their "concerns" about being able to "function normally" and "recognize their children" when their playing careers are over.

some random fifth guy

@To.the.Lighthouse: Agreed, I meant "currently" his only significant role — his actions aren't damaging his brand because they're in line with the character of the one role he is currently playing.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: You made my points in far more efficient fashion.

Looks like that briefcase full of cocaine "hernia" won't prevent Charlie Sheen from returning to work on Two and a Half Men next week. So, why is he getting his 400th media pass while Lindsay Lohan's ruined her career forever?

@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress: This is a perfect example of how the most offensive, horrible jokes can be redeemed by being fucking hilarious.

After some brief discussion, I jacked it in reverse

There were about ten sentences in Lizzie's story that could have made it into a Bad Idea Jeans commercial.

The basket was relieved that Nick was the first guy to pass through the hoop, because he was a relatively gentle dunker. Nevertheless, it couldn't help but wonder what it would have been like had the guy behind Nick been the one to dunk himself (and if he even would have fit).