Here is when I first realized that Simmons had lost it.

@grayflannelsuit: As long as you realize you're the exception to the rule. Whatever their respective merits, Simmons has a far larger readership, and most deadspin fans cut their teeth on Simmons, before he lost his fastball.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: +1

@FavreFAIL: I, individualistically, do not perceive any one thing astray with perpetual employment of the thesaurus apparatus.

@UweBollocks: That sentence concisely explains why Michelle Pfeiffer grew bored of the relationship.

@stre: Well then . . . never mind.

@JanetRenoManchild: Of course its an imperfect analogy (are there ever "perfect" analogies?), and of course being deprived of football tickets isn't the exact same thing as being deprived of food.

To all those saying "this is just capitalism" . . .

@bevraj of choice: He had me at the correct use of the comma.

@bevraj of choice: Aww, you did a mitzvah!

@Same Sad Echo: Chris Nolan just deleted his comment after scrolling down and seeing that God had made the same joke.

@twoeightnine: Oh damn you, you beat me by a minute.

I think its strange that you have Karen Owen and one of the subjects from her powerpoint as two separate entries.

So let me get this straight — smaller schools don't deserve to participate in a national championship game, because they haven't earned their way in.

@Desi_Relaford: Fortunately, now that they're out of that pit that was the Meadowlands, such a thing is in the past (assuming they ever win another Cup). But be honest, Stevens taking off Lindros's head has at least something to do with your hatred, doesn't it?

As a fan of the Devils from the days of Glenn "Chico" Resch in goal and Wayne Gretzky calling the franchise a "Micky Mouse operation", it's so strange, and oddly pleasing, to see that my team engenders such hatred in some people ("screw them, they ruined the game") and people taking schadenfreude in their decline. We…

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@lollilove: This is ridiculous. It's like you never even saw the movie. Your analysis is so off-base that you should be too embarrassed to ever disseminate your thoughts publicly again.

@pab1990: Boo.

@just_eat_the_damn_oranges: Please. Gannon wasn't even the