@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: I actually liked it more pre-edit. (Simpler, more elegant). I'm downgrading my +2 to a +1.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You have this internet commenting thing down-fucking-pat.

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: +1 Yakov Smirnoff.

@StuckBetweenStations: If history is any guide, you now need to give up your star and go into a lucrative lobbying career.

@shmendo: You're very kind. Asshole.

(Calvin is also a fan of the word "homeslice.")

@UkraineNotWeak: Just ask poor Bill Simmons.

Look at this fucking hipster.

@pootnah: Didn't mean to come off as condescending, and certainly not in a comment where I was talking about dishwashing methodology. Forgive me, buddy?

@Ugueth Urbina's Machete: That doesn't really get the gunk off the bottom though. Good old-fashioned elbow grease is the only way to do that.

@Donnie_Iris: Pots and pans, buddy. Those are the killer.

Yet no one got upset about Jon Cryer's character in "Hiding Out" doing the same thing. Racists.

@MattinglysSideburns: +1

@tastes_like_burning: I'm pissed Redick's father didn't pull it out at the end.

@Phintastic: The reason I think it's great is that he didn't go with a lame line about her "really heating up the boudoir" or something like that. They did a fucking story about g-spot rejuvenation - you can't do that and then try to hide behind respectable euphemisms. He cut to the chase, saying "this is what we're…

@Quake 'n' Shake: Awfully kind of you, allowing him to be the last segment rather than the middle piece.

@Phintastic: In his defense, the preceding story was about a woman undergoing a G-spot rejuvenation procedure, and right before his comment his colleague was talking about how "it worked for her [wink, wink]." He basically said exactly what the other reporter was saying, but dispensed with the euphemisms.

@Quake 'n' Shake: How do you see his posts? Isn't he unapproved?

Doug, do you keep in touch with Lawrence Frank, and if so, when you get together do you laugh at all your high school classmates who had to get real jobs?

@InsaneKingPosse: But enough about your time in prison . . .