Why is this "news" show doing stories about the G-spot, anyway? Did they follow up with stories about the Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, and that kid who died mixing pop rocks and soda?

I can see why Catherine Shreves was so upset. She had just finished a very staid, serious story about a woman who underwent a process called the "Juvederm," explaining that it rejuvenated the woman's G-spot, and then the anchor went asked whether the process rejuvenated the woman's G-spot! Offensive!

FGIGJAM?

We've discussed magnets here before at the funbag. But we didn't talking about OPPOSING magnets, which are awesome. They totally feel like magic. AN INVISIBLE FORCE IS KEEPING THESE THOMAS THE TRAIN SET PIECES APART! THAT IS SO FUCKING RAD!

@Frrost: Good for Granny for calling out a guy who hasn't made a peep despite her grandson's persistently trying to pick a fight and yapping like a grade-schooler? And "ARoid"? Very original - surprised you didn't just go with A-Fraud.

@Drew Magary: Damn you Magary, I already made an Xtacles joke. (No harm a star wouldn't cure, though).

Rapier-Phipps? Oh, God! I hope there isn't a Rapiest Phipps!

@Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fister: Awesome.

@Ichiro Death Glare: That's what Verne Lundquist said.

The Holy Fail

@two81three30: Shouldn't that be just No-Elway?

Our Heavenly Failure

@UweBollocks: Fucking excellent.

@Jefferson Tardship: +1

Mohel High Stadium.

Amar'e was just thinking of a clever way to get the media to care about the matter.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: I think the tenor of the jokes were quite different. Some of the comments in the lacrosse thread touched on the victim (I was, regretfully, guilty of that), which doesn't seem to be occurring here, thankfully. Also, the key difference is that Lawrence Taylor is a known entity, unlike…

In his defense, he thought he was beating and raping an 18 year old girl.

"What do you mean, there are no Patriots in Lebanon?"