@Astronaut Mike Dexter: Because unfounded concerns that he would choke it away are more important to his legacy than the fact that he didn't choke it away, and in fact birdied the last hole?

@idch79: Final comment - most guys probably squirm when talking to you not because you've made them question all of their assumptions and realize that sports are inherently homo-erotic, but rather because it's just incredibly awkward to be stuck in a conversation with a pseudo-intellectual douchebag with no social…

@idch79: Who needs to wait for a dinner party? You can be annoying on an internet message board.

I like this avant garde concept of doing "comedy" without any "jokes" or "humor." It could catch on.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: She probably was having a seizure. In my experience, women typically lay perfectly still when having sex.

Why does the lube have a numbing agent in it?

[F]amous rich guys from Pittsburgh should never allowed to leave the house.

@bigredgambler: Especially if someone starts in with the slash fiction.

@Kid Canada: Really? But he looks so shifty.

Shouldn't the winner be Steve Lavin, not his wife?

@Robert_Loblaw: Thank you, Bob Loblaw, third greatest television attorney of all time. (Sorry, Maury Levy and Saul Goodman rank higher than you).

My favorite part was when he said that it was racist for his high school coach to give a more talented black player a spot on the team over a less talented white player.

I am shocked, shocked, to find that Mike spends time on the internet.

@Silent Q: Who's Baby Ruth?

If cutting a ball in half was such a big deal, why has my mohel never been on TV?

I think it goes without saying that rooting for Cornell over Kentucky is undeniably racist. There is no other explanation for why anyone would choose to root for a 12 seed with no athletic scholarships, in a league that hasn't advanced to the Sweet 16 for over 30 years, over a #1 seed that includes two of the top…

@EdHochulisDealer: No matter what size his dick is, his balls are huge.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Yes, he's not some caped crusader, but no, he's not some jerk just randomly running around and yelling at people.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: The reporter who is "doing his job" is, when confronted with the humanity and the reality of the coach he just caused a problem for, the incoming quarterback he's causing more stress for, the wide receiver he just purposely misquoted, and the former quarterback he's attempting to discredit...…

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Yes, when reporters write things about real human people, even accurate things, it has effects on real human people. That doesn't mean a reporter should be publicly berated for quoting an athlete accurately.