@kitschenette: I hear they're opening A&F in Hong Kong. What, do they only hire white expats then?

People seriously would eat this? WTF is this word coming to?

Sadie Frost's mom is only 60? I thought she'd be older, since Sadie is like, over 40.

Apple doesn't do sales, but they do deals. The store near me is advertising free iPods if you get a computer for school.

She wasn't, and still isn't considered attractive by modern beauty standards. I wonder if they would have done this if she was pretty.

@Susan B.: Harry was married to someone else before Charlotte? I've seen every single episode since season 4 (which was before Harry), plus the movie and I don't recall a thing. Also, adoption laws in China were much more lax in 2003.

Is Lindsay officially-officially out?

Christina Applegate is only like 7 years older than me. Her having breast cancer is freaking me out.

@conokie: Huh? I thought the Cantonese slang term for a black person was literally "black ghost."

@eri401: But what the heck is "authentic" beauty, anyway? It changes all the time. In the old days, the "authentic" beauty in the west was very fair skinned. Now she has to be tanned. Why do non-whites have to have a more "old country"/"authentic" look while white people do not?

Queen Victoria's Knickers: The 50 inch waist isn't really 50 inches - they're drawstring.

Dear Ryan,

If 50 is the new 30, making 30 the new 10, then I should be entering Grade 4 this year, since I'm like (almost) 29.

@LaFemme: Hey, you beat me re: Mango.

@ShanaElmsford: Yeah, but Ziyi "doesn't understand" why people don't like China. It's not that she's disagreeing with the west.

Amy "mixed up her medication." Code for "Amy OD'd...again"

@NameGoesHere:

RE: White women fetish - I don't know if people have noticed, but the stereotypical Southern woman and the stereotypical Asian woman have a bit in common. Both have the subservient/meek/pretty stereotype and the bitchy/fiery woman stereotype (known as the "dragon lady")

@uhoh-ohno: Oh, I know plenty of white label manwhores too. Most are, like the Asian label manwhores, second generation Canadian with parents from Europe.

@roodles: