It's been a while since I read it too. It could be that or at least symptoms similar to it. As the writer gets to the end, I think he spells words wrong and stuff like that. It was something like dementia, but I think lowered IQ was part of it.

I think you probably revel in being "that guy."

THIS IS MY FUCKING STEP MOTHER IN LAW.

Here's another option: Don't give out candy this year. No one gets any. That's trickle-down economics (I think).

I thought the first/last one was Videodrome. Silly me!

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum

Camelot proved once and for all that the best thing to do was avoid going there because it was/is a silly place.

He'll punish himself more than Shanny can. Glad Orpik is okay.

I'm a Pens fan, and I deplore what he did, but I genuinely appreciate his sounding contrite.

The catch is he has to sit on Bill Simmons' lap.

That took a long time for a little laugh.

YES! I'm biased because I have an entire PJ playlist for working out, but Rearview Mirror has the best progression to increase intensity during any cardio!

Too bad you can't actually watch the original trilogy anymore.

They don't have the rank to call her Dodai!

Fuck, they addressed you by name. I'd probably piss myself if I got a letter from the most dedicated organization of stalkers on the planet addressed to me by name.