THIS IS MY FUCKING STEP MOTHER IN LAW.

Here's another option: Don't give out candy this year. No one gets any. That's trickle-down economics (I think).

He'll punish himself more than Shanny can. Glad Orpik is okay.

I'm a Pens fan, and I deplore what he did, but I genuinely appreciate his sounding contrite.

The catch is he has to sit on Bill Simmons' lap.

That took a long time for a little laugh.

YES! I'm biased because I have an entire PJ playlist for working out, but Rearview Mirror has the best progression to increase intensity during any cardio!

They don't have the rank to call her Dodai!

Fuck, they addressed you by name. I'd probably piss myself if I got a letter from the most dedicated organization of stalkers on the planet addressed to me by name.