Oh i do, Brighton is still my favorite place. It’s not as convenient here, but i get paid more and i can buy weed from a store. I feel like the trade off was worth it

If you are deeply lonely before you move, changing venues doesn’t help. But if you are deeply unhappy with where you are, it may be the case that you are in the wrong place.

Pique is a piece of shit

Gotta use the ‘Ah-so’! #vintage

Gotta use the ‘Ah-so’! #vintage

I lived in New York State during his entire term and I actually forgot he was running.

Oh you poor thing! How do you cope with that? Bless your heart.

And it’s not like he was a one-term governor. He led the state for 12 years.

Billy you idiot that’s not a rainbow ki-oh, it is. Well done, Billy, you’re growing up before our very eyes

I had a problem with that too, but didn’t feel like getting into it. I recently had a flight of bubblys, and my Cava was not too dry (I don’t like dry wine)

Argentine singer El Dipy

“I’m not sure what to do with my hands”

“Thanks for beating our asses, here’s some champagne”

There’s really no question as to which one is the pitcher.

I see exactly what you’re saying. He just needs to go to sleep.

#ifonlyyourtakemadesense

Ummm, I know you’re trying to overcompensate for the “National Literacy Month” comment from earlier, but your first sentence makes zero sense even if it sounds articulate to you. For that matter, your second sentence isn’t a sentence. And above all else, you haven't answered a damned thing I've said in the original…

Wouldn’t you yell too if someone closed the car window on a Harden?

You’re 32 and this is how you react to folks on the internet?

....can I eat Church’s after?

As a big fan of Mexican food, I both love Taco Bell and realize it is not at all anything Mexican. Like you can enjoy the artistry of professional boxing and still want to watch two drunk frat boys punch each other unconscious in the parking lot of a Church’s Chicken.