I bet that feels like a punch in the dick to Boise State.

unfortunately

Randle could face off against other point guards with NBA experience, such as Dennis Schröder, Nick Calathes, and Sergio Garcia.

Nice of Kinja not to strip the thread on this one.

Screw you.

I’m too fatigued to think a moment and make an engineering joke. It’s nuts, I’m not usually such a failure.

First of all The NFL never said suspend them or we will fire them, they cannot do that. They were Patriot employees not NFL personnel. The NFL cannot tell you who to fire based on disciplinary reasons or else they would’ve ordered other franchises to fire executives that were involved in drunk driving problems and…

up next we take a Bentley Mulsanne speed offroading in Moab

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

Aldon Smith is that you?

Having over 35 yrs in software development and project mgt I am shocked this “concurrent procurement” load of crap wold have ever gotten traction in the defense community. The ability to design and to a lesser degree, test complex systems has grown tremendously during my career. What has NOT changed is users who have…

Wow, in person. Jealous. (Also maybe a good argument for jumbotrons!) I still have a DVD of the semi-final game against Brazil that he just glided through like a god from another dimension. The loss to Italy (*spits*) was heartbreaking, but after a while I realized it had to be that way. Losing like that was strangely…

Can you teach me how to make money commenting on Deadspin from home?

As in all things, Messi is no Zidane.

It’s fine they used Wes Welker as the model for the diagram, but the foreshadowing of velcro shoes is a bit harsh.

I first thought this was a ”Promoted Ad” on Deadspin. Then I realized it wasn’t for a box of food, comic book about John Stockton, or some nano-drone your kid brother could have made in 1983 with a few rolls of quarters and a bus pass to get him to RadioShak.

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

Whoaaaaa. That is definitely stressful. We moved last week and I had to physically hold our marriage license packet in my hands while the movers were packing our stuff because I was SO afraid it would go missing. Glad to hear it all still worked out!

This is genuinely hilarious and much needed right now. I get married this coming Saturday and the beautiful outdoors reception I’ve planned for a year has to suddenly change because the weather is going to be about 98F — over 20 degrees hotter than it usually is this time of year in my town. I’m a little freaking out,…

Stockton & Paul George come to mind