The only way it survives is if Ken Jennings takes over.

There's always someone who has to shit on Global knives in every forum. We get it; they're not for you. They're absolutely chef quality and many chefs use them. The G2 is excellent for vegetable prep and you'll find one among the knives of many chefs. I've numerous knives from numerous high-end companies; there is a…

There's always someone who has to shit on Global knives in every forum. We get it; they're not for you. They're…

Said the Barça supporter.

I went to put away the 200lb dumbbells, and some idiot had done the same thing. I didn’t know what to do with my giant dummbells that I was holding. So I lifted each 200lb dumbbell above my head and screamed, “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE 200LB DUMBBELLS!” Nobody answered me for like 19 minutes, so I put the enormous…

Plus he was RUNNING with it on. That’s a murderin’!

I’m fairly sure your syntax and capitalization implies parody, but I’ll say this: I went to school with Baptists and it was patently clear they neither understood parody or syntax (like you). Bibles were physically thrown at students by people who literally knew less about Jesus than Job. I actually watched Drew…

The lesson, Billy, is that you shouldn’t drive unless you’re Cristiano because FUCK CRISTIANO IN THE A-HOLE.

And for those of us who live abroad, we get geoblocked a large portion of the time so I don’t even bother trying.

Yeah, he really sits around.

You’re the douche partner in my firm who brings her lunches in her John Lobb bag. We get it; someone taught you what other worthless people care about.

Who the fuck is “Athletico”?

I’m literally a season-ticket holder of a La Liga side (Real Madrid) and I can’t get excited about it.

That’s not how semicolons work.

The only people more annoying than New Yorkers are the people who hate NY.

So, ST should have gotten received it. I’m not saying Peppers should, but hegemony of stupidity isn’t the reason he shouldn’t.

Olive oil shouldn’t be stored in clear bottles. They should be dark or made of metal. Olive oil can oxidize very quickly (both photo and auto-oxidation). Also, who the hell measures olive oil??

Olive oil shouldn’t be stored in clear bottles. They should be dark or made of metal. Olive oil can oxidize very…

DAMMIT, SLAP A SPOILER ALERT ON THAT SHIT!

SoSlow your roll, man. Don’t try to speak for all of Canada or Europe. I’ve literally lived the majority of my life in Europe (Spain). I’m a permanent resident, married with a family... all in Europe. I wouldn’t for a second claim to speak for all Europeans, let alone all Spaniards. That said, to the extent that…

Wow, I barely recognized Matisyahu without his beard!

I’m gonna go with TurriblePresident. It'll be relevant no matter what happens in November.