What? Who is saying that?

I do. You may not notice the subtly difference, but my lips physically close tighter when pronouncing "wild". I'm from Montana.

Can you guys write "assholes" and not "ass holes". The latter unreasonably grosses me out.

A Gerontologist Behind Bars.

I’m from NW Montana, that’s exactly what happened with the Californians and Texans. I now live in Madrid. And you know what, people from Madrid don’t emigrate to Central America. The net flow is entirely the opposite and not something welcomed by Spaniards.

Just a tip: instead of “Latinx”, write “Latin@”. That denotes both feminine and masculine. It’s what we use here in Spain informally. “Hola chic@s” for “hola chicas, hola chicos.”

Just an honest, sincere question: do you have a problem with all mugshots? In your “longtime” reading Deadspin, surely you’ve seen whites in mugshots. Was that problematic as well? I can understand, as a policy, refraining from posting mugshots accompanied (or not) by names until a conviction. But surely that would be…

I was on the way back from Malaga (today) with my wife and daughter and had Chris Cornell playing through Bluetooth. She had no idea who he was. I was roundly mocked (last week) by various Spanish, Italian, and British friends for not knowing who Robbie Williams was (I knew he was a famous based on my MTV2 habits in…

I just don’t understand who likes them. I grew up in Montana in the 80s (believe it or not, people followed the Seahawks, though I didn’t as I only followed and played hockey). I went to undergrad in Philly, law school in Michigan, and my adult life in Spain: the only person I personally know who followed the skins…

Great to hear him squaw-k in pain!

Merely being arrested for an alleged felony is sufficient for dismissal from the university? Not actually being found (or having entered a plea of) guilty or, at a minimum, actually being charged of he crime? Just being arrested? So, say I’m sitting in jail after having been arrested for something a drunk witness…

No wonder the Emperor wants to abdicate.

I'm actually involved in litigation AGAINST Florentino, so I can't be TOO big of a RM fan. So try again...

I apologize for the name calling.

He was a douche in that interview. I said as much. I said he was as much of a douche as Cam Newton after the Super Bowl. It was unbecoming. Did you not understand what I said?

True. I love watching Messi when BCN come to the Bernabeau. And I chastise anyone who tries to take Messi down a peg.

This is how I feel about him. He can be a child, but he’s only that, a child. He’s not this devious douche who hates everyone but himself and only wants success if it was caused by him. He’s an amazing player who always wants to be the best. Anyone who doesn’t understand this hasn’t played football at a serious level.…

I also graduated from Penn with Ivanka. Based on your inability to separate affinity and intellectual honesty I bet you think I’ll vote for her father as well.

Jesus Christ, reading this is like being back in Philly. Thanks for the life story. I’m sure it’ll make a stellar Saturday-afternoon movie when your mom ups he antifreeze in your bottle.

It’s not supposed to be a flattering comparison, chief. Try to keep up!