can real madrid stop being scored on in the first couple minutes for fucks sake ...

Leave the room, block the office door, and pull the fire alarm. Give them something else to talk about for a while.

SeaOrg is absolutely nuts.

Fuck that. I don't care what people believe, but I also believe in exposing fraud. Just as my birth church deserves every goddamn joke and hateful thought for generations of child raping and protecting child rapists, these fucking criminals deserve every goddamn thing thrown their way. It's an OBVIOUS Ponzi scheme —…

"an Editor" isn't a job title.

Capitalization is proper when it comes before a specific person's name. Stupid Dickheaded Idiot Peter King's Latte Fetish would be correct. Without a name, you're describing the general position of stupid dickheaded idiot.

As far as I've heard, he hasn't bitched about the fines or being misunderstood., nor has he spoken of some moral high ground either.

The only time anyone gives a shit what an athlete says after a game is if (a) he passive aggressively delivers one word platitudes, a la Lynch; or (b) he says something controversial, like calling a teammate an asshole or calling out an opponent for playing dirty. Players, especially in the NFL, aren't forthcoming…

Any idiot can write a game recap if they actually watched the game. You don't need Marshawn Lynch, who obviously isn't going to give you shit to write about, to recap the game for you. It's lazy fucking journalism, they're just looking for a soundbite to throw into the piece they've already written.

I'm sure Homeless Mike down the street finds your whining about your shitty desk job to be just as offensive. You have the fucking privilege to take your boss's shit to get a paycheck on a regular basis. I'm sure you'll be sad one day when you look back at the missed opportunity to say "YES SIR!" in a gleeful way at…

Excellent diagnosis. I have this thing on my back, can you tell me what it is?

Odd internal politics? At Real Madrid?

He was very well-spoken and humble. I had drinks with him and his girlfriend and my wife. He never mentioned anything about football. And at the time he was starting for Real Madrid (my wife and I are socios abonados). He wanted to know about me and why I live in Spain (I'm American), not try to force his awesome job…

Granero really is the coolest soccer player. I remember this long interview he did, where he talks intelligently on all sorts of topics, from psychology, classic literature, movies, and more. Here's part one, part two, and part three.

Esteban Granero's such a chill guy (his longtime now ex-girlfriend is a friend) that I bet he didn't even tell him it wasn't his name. He also studied psychology (if I recall correctly), so I kind of hope he does an experiment with it.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

This article would've been far better-timed like two weeks ago when it didn't look like Atleti was about to pull a Detroit Lions and utterly collapse. They got absolutely demolished by Madrid in the Copa last week and followed it up with a 2-nil loss to a relegation-threatened Almeria side.

As a gay man, I can't agree with that. Sure he sounds a little big-headed from time to time, but doesn't every NFL player?