Hey dude, you're a douche. Go away. <3

Baseball players are good at all sports.

Need proof?

Michael Jordan.

No.

Andouille we really expect more from someone who went to UF?

Pictured: the moment Peter King realized he needed to devise a better plan to acquire baseballs.

Man, you can't just ask for a chickenhead on your cake, you gotta explain it to them!