You’re right, you just have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

I’m simply pointing out that it’s quite possible that the Swiss started the investigation and requested the assistance of the DoJ for various practical and legal reasons. Just because the DoJ brought charges doesn't mean it didn't start with the Swiss.

Just send him off on a vision-quest in the Sahara.

What I’m saying, if I can make it even simpler for you is that Switzerland has probably been cooperating with the DoJ from THE START. That’s why, you know, the Swiss were involved in the original arrests as well. There’s absolutely zero chance, in my opinion, that the Swiss weren’t cooperating from the start.

As a lawyer (who did the inverse, I'm American, but work in Europe), do you honestly think the US DoJ (where several of my classmates work), didn't work in conjunction with the Swiss? Cause that's hilarious if you think that.

As an American lawyer who works in Europe, they undoubtedly worked in conjunction. As a guy on the internet who likes to correct people, that’s why I corrected the chauvinism in the OP’s comment.

Morocco has no extradition treaty with the U.S. He could tan hides for a living.

Although I'm American, let me point out that the Swiss are the ones opening the criminal investigation into Blatter.

If I were Blatter I'd be peeing my pants.

I mean, seriously, they should have just made an air loan like any self-respecting person.

Hold me close now, Spaaanish daaancer.

One thing that surprised me many years ago upon moving to Spain was the market for gourmet tinned food.

One of my fraternity classmates flies F-15s out of Hill. I lived in Salt Lake for about ten years when I was younger. If you like skiing or boarding, it’s pretty hard to beat. And the Mormon stuff isn’t THAT bad. It’s annoying for sure, but there are few places where you can drive to Red Rock desert in a long…

“Thanks for Beating Our Asses, Here’s Some Champagne.”

+1 bait n' switch.

Same with your grandma.

Although, to be fair, he probably apologized for it afterward.

That's gorgeous. Thanks.

I have a feeling you guys don’t get seven weeks of vacation, cause summer is pretty awesome here in Spain, what with all the spearfishing and, did I mention, seven weeks of vacation?

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