These fish are amazing. They get huge, up to a metric ton. That is enormous, guys. Andy Reid is like a baby sunfish.

Hey, this is supposed to be about baseball, not Peter King. I think.

He’s really working the mound, isn't he!

There is no Bill of Rights for kids, but there is a non-binding resolution issued by the House!

Fact of the day: I also have zero caps for England. You could say I'm pretty much the legend that is Lewandoeski.

You think people from Spain aren’t Hispanic? I'd love to see the faces of my friends and colleagues here in Madrid if you said that to them.

I have lived in Spain for almost all my adult life. I would have heard about this in the Spanish press. There is none. Everything about “Jesús Aparicio” comes from Mexican and other Spanish-language media outside of the Iberian Peninsula. (NB: the Italian misspelling “Aparecio” is interesting itself, since “Jesús…

That said, their balls continue to jump over second base.

Actually, your response to him demonstrates everything he’s trying to say (and accomplished). Everything you've said since that point makes you seem like a C- student in a Communications 101 at a shitty college trying to write a shitty final paper after having stayed up two nights in a row. Have a Snickers, you're…

Give it time, give it time.

Big 'ol hairy Harden.

I don’t do Paleo, but I do spearfish. I have spear guns, but rarely use them. I mostly use a pole spear. I have a 3 meter, travel spear that I picked up when I was visiting my parents in the U.S. a few years ago. I speared a 3.5kg (7.5lbs) wild sea bass (robaló) in Málaga this year. It was pretty rewarding and, yes, I…

Literally, yes. But that’s not how languages work. I would imagine it’s inspired by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sangrita or some general flavor profile that’s similar (such as sangria and, possibly, something acidic like margaritas). I don’t know what it tastes like because I haven’t lived in the US for decades.

Those are radishes, buddy.

I live in Madrid, Spain. In terms of food: Spain > Austin Fucking Texas all day long. But I was still happy when Taco Bell came because sometimes you want a beer and a taco for 1 euro (Tuesday special). I’ve gotten it a few times because, you know, sometimes my and the wife prefer something that doesn’t have Michelin…

You're in your 40s, you should know how to use an apostrophe.

Why do you think it takes precedence? Look, I’m a non-practicing lawyer. I work in Spain. But classmates work in the DoJ and it’s ridiculous to say that they don’t prosecute other crimes:

I live in Spain. All my close friends understand football in general. It’s not that hard to explain the most basic aspects.

You guys all seem to think that the important thing here is the sport to which it is tied. It’s a bribery case. And it involves US citizens as well.

Incidentally, this was also my favorite Durst quote from The Jinx DVD commentary track.