Get back in the broom closet, CRYan! I didn't give you permission to speak!!!

*Ewe Boll.

Tomorrow’s headline: Dan Snyder removes ancient Navajo petroglyphs for luxury boxes!

Yeah, I asked him that in the original post since I was legitimately curious.

Yeah, 2004. I graduated college that year, I’m not some little Millennial. There was a huge change between 2000 and 2004. Everyone I knew had DSL in 2004. Both on the East Coast and in the various small Rocky Mountain towns where my family lives.

Look, I’m still perplexed by the Lotus explanation.

They'll Amanda Knoxx some sense into her.

You were using AOL in 2004, but had the cash to buy a Lotus? What backwater do you live in?

Apparently you've never been to Pope,

I think you're supposed to make some hackneyed movie reference as well.

Yeah, my wedding was like EUR 20k and far from extravagant. But what are the creditors gonna say? “Look, my daughter is going to Phillips Academy and this fucker should have had Vienna sausages from Lidl at his wedding.” I mean, that's what they WANT to say, but they're better off just putting out the figure and…

You had a law school buddy? Mine just were in it for the flashcards and outlines a week before the exam.

Victorian in what sense? I live in a house in Madrid that was built in the 18th century. Is it Colonial? Cause I don't see no Ethan Allen.

You mean the 1850s, not the 1850’s.

+30,000 redundant employees

It's criminal, actually. That said, my labor productivity has skyrocketed!

BAM, YOUR RECORD HAS BEEN SEALED.

I have those dreams, but only once did I have one where that was happening while I was eating CDs. They were breaking in my mouth and tearing up my gums, causing me to lose more teeth. But I couldn’t stop and kept eating them, feeling it all viscerally.

It's enough that your balls are undersized.