These jokes are a lock- tight work, guys.
I have a colleague who always writes “definately” even though it’s “definitely” and I can’t fathom the myriad of autocorrecting effort it takes to avoid spelling something that isn’t a word without one of Pavlov’s dogs humping you with a rage boner until you spell it without an “a” and apologize for all the times you…
I don’t get it. How do you masturbate into a man’s name?
Daaaaaaayum Gina!
Mmmmmm....Starbuck!
John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich. He was Postmaster General, First Lord of the Admiralty and Secretary of State for the Northern Department and he invented the hot dog.
Honorable Judge Harry T. Stone: I'll allow it!
... for his roll in the Patriots’ ball deflation scandal.
You are the Aristophanes of our time.
Colorado is the REI of western states. Everyone within its boundaries is wearing shit they don’t need because they never do anything that intense outdoors, but are too smug to and self-satisfied to admit it.
“Did you even grunt in high school? You did? Probably by yourself ..."
Welcome back from the break! We go to Toledo, Spain to determine, once and for all, if the H1 is the best option for both country AND town!
Here in Spain, it is customary to leave some amount of money. The server will not be ofended if you don’t, but it’s not some weird thing to leave a tip. My father in law always leaves a fiver on anything over 40 euro. You don't leave 25%, but you're in the norm if you leave five on a check. It goes into a tipping pool…
I imagine it's because the library has a drop-off box next to a post office box as well. But I don't know, I haven't lived in the US for a loooooong time.
I love working in Spain. My wife is 7 months pregnant now. Between my paternity leave and my seven weeks of annual vacation time, I’m going to be able to be around plenty and there’s no pressure from my employer to return, even though it’s a high-pressure job in the legal field.
Racist!
You have no idea what due process means, do you? Also, the U.S. isnt a democracy. It is based on democratic principles; but it is a republic.
My father in law has one here in Madrid. It’s useful.
The best by far (statistically).