Now kiss.

Me cago en tus muertos.

Other way around, dipshit. I took advantage of the awesome Ivy League education (my honors IR thesis was about illegal acts by the border patrol against attempts by undocumented individuals to cross the border) and then law school (and when Scalia came to speak, I asked him about his dissent in the juvenile death…

I have lived half my life in Spain. But, yeah, ok.

Said the intolerant buffoon who doesn’t realize that my ideal social welfare function is:

I live in Madrid and have for nearly half my life. An old friend who I haven’t seen since high school came to visit me recently with his five year old. He asked me if it was ok to bring kids to restaurants. I was kind of weirded out because, well, as long as he’s not screaming or wandering around, kids are welcome.…

Hoisted on Ginger's own canard!

I think I think you didn't AgreeInPrinciple. MAYBE.

Nice rebuttal, Katrín Jakobsdóttir.

No, no it isn’t a correct compound.

As someone who has lived half his life in Europe, I’m always not shocked (<—doesn’t have a hyphen, buddy) when non-Americans (<—-appropriate hyphen) often have the same myopic vision of Israel and its neighbors as some Americans do. It’s like nobody reads books or listen to narratives that don’t already tell them what…

Which is also why he presumably said it.

I dunno, sounds like Mr. Clever was pretty good at getting cut.

Hey guys, I found Pandora Box's Kinja account!

Here in Spain it would just be the Spanish flag under Francisco Franco....

So change the name to "The Joe Theismann Winning Manly"s and be done with it.

What if he’s looking for Spanish chorizo?

If Cristiano's using it while you're standing next to him? Yes.

I first thought this was a ”Promoted Ad” on Deadspin. Then I realized it wasn’t for a box of food, comic book about John Stockton, or some nano-drone your kid brother could have made in 1983 with a few rolls of quarters and a bus pass to get him to RadioShak.

I like how he’s apologetic for saying “fuckin’”, so he tries to redeem it with some helpful tips for the cameraman, “ey, get a pan shot, get a pan shot!”