You know, I once thought you were a tolerant person, Chris. But... you've changed... I thought I knew you. I'm not mad. I'm.. just, well, disappointed I guess.

MAYBE. I think.

Im a lawyer here, so I know all about their beurocratic messes, but that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying that if you are late in meeting those requirements or if you don’t fulfill one, it’s often not a huge deal. In the US it is.

While I love beef jerky, and always get it when I come back to the States, it surely is in the category of high sodium.

What a reasonable position based on empathy. What a disaster that, “do what you want, but recognize that it is very, very hurtful to some” isn’t something everyone can accept.

Oh, I forgot to tell you ANOTHER screw-up at my bros wedding that was MY fault. So I was young and didn’t take care of my things so I just threw my suit in my luggage for the trip. When I got it out it was beyond all hope in terms of being wrinkled and some toothpaste had actually gotten on part of the jacket.

My wife (who is Spanish) is super laid back and doesn’t understand my fixation on ensuring all steps are followed for red-tape issues. She just doesn’t understand why I’m so worried about things like that. I explain that there is no guarantee in the US that things will just work out, as they tend to do here in Spain,…

My wedding went fine. My brother’s had two inflection points that could have easily meant the end of the wedding. One was that he arrived to pick up the marriage license two minutes before the city hall closed for the entire weekend. The other was that the owner of the beachfront estate where he held the wedding had…

Also, people should listen to his Bugle podcast with Andy Zaltsman. It’s been a favorite of mine for years.

Wow, you are unfathomably tin-eared.

"These colors don't run!"

Also, as a member of that cohort, don't forget "Winter Games".

I’m a classic romantic. No roses. I send a steamer trunk of bonnets via the Pony Express. Them prairie dresses come off faster than silt when panning for gold.

Stockton for sure. I had a friend who went to the same church as he did. He was just a regular dude (other than being Catholic in Mormonland). Ostertag would always roll up in his giant Hummer to drop his kid off at our school. Everyone relentlessly called him Osterfag to his face.

/r/CharmedLifeProTips

They should implement a type of system akin to a gratuity for all-you-can eat.

That ended entertainingly strong.

The FCPA is no joke.

As a Real Madrid fan who stayed up to watch The Belmont- bite me.

This is what happens when Greggggg Easterbrook mates with Peter King. I think.