“Hook her up”. She’s not getting a 100 dollar Subway gift card for getting a bad customer experience.

Back of the ticket boilerplate isn’t a lock against liability. That’s 1L contracts/torts stuff. It’s not my area of law, but I would imagine a court would look at what is an inherent risk, which this seems to be, as well as the ease of mitigating those risks and the forseeability of the event happening. I no longer…

There’s so much that confuses me about this. First of all, there’s absolutely something left in the jar, whether or not it is visible to you. Second, “shadows” is not equivalent to “outlines” left by violent explosions. One involves the Sun or another light source and something blocking it. If I were to put your mom…

Figo*

That’s not true. Figi withdrew his candidacy to not split the vote between himself and the Jordanian prince who did not, in fact, withdraw. You’re thinking of the previous election perhaps. This time around he did not go unopposed on the ballot.

Or kill him with kindness, like Qatar attempted to do!

His podcast, the Bugle, is also amazing. I knew this was coming because Andy Zaltsman, the costar, mentioned it on Friday. I've been sitting here all afternoon (I'm in Spain) for it to be posted.

Says “SS”Lazio.

“Wolfman got nards!”

I thought a commonly known rule was that adverbs ending in -ly + adjective or particple doesn’t carry a hyphen (cf, “commonly-known”). That said, baseball is baffling to me and, surprisingly, grammar is not.

I’m pretty sure we’d all find a way to still insult Cristiano.

Or in the words of John Oliver’s writers: “a liquid John Mayer song.”

No sport comment, but Naples really is the worst. People were shooting heroin in front of our hostal as if it were normal.

Yeah, but we talkin’ ‘bout scrimmage man. Scrimmage!

It’s also an item crossed off on Kobe’s bucket list.

I’d never in my life heard my parents or grandparents swear. Not even quasi-cuss “hell” or “damn”. We went out with some of my undergrad friends a week before graduating. It got a bit rowdy and the night ended with a chorus of my entire family singing, “Alice, Alice, Who the Fuck is Alice?!”

Jesus, Aaron, now you’re never going to get a job after law school.

You don’t know?

The only thing I remember about my undergrad commencement speaker was that we all walked past him on what seemed like a throne, as he casually greeted us with rose-tinted (appropriate) glasses. I think my parents enjoyed Bono’s speech but I have no recollection of anything other than going to Smoke’s afterward. I…

Look, I appreciate the analysis. It’s really comprehensive. Federer demolished the guy from Pep Boys Auto yesterday. Just totally destroyed him. Do you think he could beat someone from Autozone? I ask because my mother in law, who I watched the match with, had no idea what Pep Boys was. I told her it was Moe, because…