If I can't get it on the Acela, it's not worth trying. MAYBE.

My favorite part of it was the part where I get to see the semifinals in te Bernabeau.

While you're eating jamón (de bellota, I presume), you need to get some of Eduardo Sousa's natural foie gras (he doesn't use gravage, i.e. force feeding). Lavish, ridiculous stuff from Spain as well www.sousa-labourdette.com

It says five people died in France. They're not on their way, they're here, apparently. Dammit, I thought I was the only WASP in Spain.

Dress codes exist for reasons other than propriety. Don't be fatuous. It may not be your thing, but some people want to visit steel mills and other places that actually do have dress codes for safety reasons. Welcome to the real world.

Can you elaborate? I’m an American, but I live and work (lawyer) in Europe, so I’m really struggling as to why a menace like AH, who may have killed more people than the Tsarnaev brothers, is a local story but the brothers are not. The dumbfuckery that led to AH being indicted is far more interesting to me as a social…

Samer, I don’t get your straw-man accusation. His implication, as I infer it, is that there was either knowledge that Aaron was a bad dude or that there should have been knowledge of the fact he was a bad dude (“constructive knowledge”). Given how quickly the Patriots released him, I’m betting they had actual…

Right hand on red, fondle the swollen head.

Left foot on green, right hand on peen.

I hear Peter King is still optimistic about his HoF chances.

My parents used to put smoked kippers, oysters and herring in our Christmas stockings. That said, I still love them.

True. Kids here in Spain eat oreja (pig ear), callos (tripe), mollejas (sweet breads) etc. But a lot of them don't eat it forever.

As someone from Montana but lives in Spain, I get both!

I’m no Dom Benvissuto, but consider using a comma after “proper”. Just kidding, why the fuck would someone capitalize deaf? My guess is they’re not a native English speaker. Over here in the Old Country, motherfuckers capitalize words for emphasis. As an American lawyer in a civil law country, it drives me nuts.

So, I worked as a framer before I had a few "close ones" that encouraged me to seek out other employment opportunities (the last straw being a boss who required that we pin back the plastic guards on our circular saws but who, not understanding that I couldn't hear him when I was cutting siding for a house, had a…

It takes big balls to take such a contrarian stance; there's no way Barry Bonds wrote this.

Judging by the original post, I'm assuming it's: M'Claydy

I agree that everyone needs a dose of self-reflection and shouldn’t be afraid to receive criticism. Personally, I prefer that in my personal and professional life. I just don’t think the author of the email proved his point. Of course, he wasn’t trying to prove it to me or you. So I assume he felt the recipients…

Put some Dove on it.