Ay gurl!

Guys who use my gym's sauna have self steam issues.

I had to have my suits taken in when I lost a lot of weight about ten years ago (got down to 8% bf, but am usually around 11 or so ) and the seamstress directly asked me if I had a cancer. It was really weird. It was also pretty funny because when I was heavier I had an interview in Madrid and took the job (to be with…

I’m pretty sure the issue is that too many people consider athletes role models because of sporting success, not because there are no athletes who should or could be role models. Anyone who thinks no athlete is, or should be, held up as a role model has been hanging out with too many bloviating drunkards (e.g. Charles…

Yup. Technically it means you're dressed slutty because you're wearing very revealing clothes (you're dressing fresh, exposing a lot).

Here in Spain, calling a girl "fresca" means "slutty".

Somewhere on an Acela train, Peter King is nervously chugging his fifth Peroni.

Amway's going to need way more compelling names if it wants to make inroads with the hispanic demographic.

MAYBE.

How's your double posting rate?

It looks like he's warming up to go prancercising.

No, but I did see Magary imitating Fire Joe Morgan over at KSK for years. And since this is clearly all tongue-in-cheek between people I'm sure get along just fine, I'm pretty sure you're the punter.

Everything is amazing and nobody's happy (or everyone is rushing to make comments about vertical clips despite the orientation not really detracting from the movie clip YOU TOOK WITH YOUR POCKET COMPUTER).

Doesn't the producer have a shitload of influence on the musicality of the track? I mean, if the music is innovative, isn't that usually something that is largely the effort of a producer? I'm not trying to take away anything from anyone. In fact, I always assumed producers and the people who share songwriting credits…

They gave me an alumni address, which is also pretty pretentious. But I sometimes do interviews of candidates in the alumni network abroad, so it's of use in those cases.

Hot taek.

You're supposed to drink lambic gueuze. The taste is in the tripthong.

I live in Madrid, but my whole life and education was in the U.S.

Small world, I lived in the same house as Steve Bursky, Dispatch's manager, in Philly while in college. Frats have a bad reputation, but there were so many times that good things were done with and without publicity for the community. One of those things was Steve getting Dispatch to play a charity show. It was a…

Love your work in general, Miserable Shitwhawk.