Lil’ man’s doing a culture war, gobbless ‘im!

Oh look, it’s micropenis again.

Hey you should should really try to bitch about DEI in every comment you make it’s doing wonders for you.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson seems like a fine choice. As for Elba, I’ve always felt the main issue holding him back was his age. That said, my ideal scenario for the next Bond movie is basically the plot of Men in Black or Kingsman, with Elba playing 001 who is ready for retirement and his last job is to train the new 007.…

I’d be down with a period piece.

Make it a period piece. Should’ve done that years ago

I’m aware of both uses of the word, but seeing Johnny Depp in the headline, it could have gone either way.

In American court. He lost his other case in Britain which his fans like to ignore, cuz America has the most trustworthy court system apparently.

Really! I was expecting something else.

Twelve is quite a number. If it were five, we’d say, “Wow! Big family!” But when it’s twelve, it has gone into the territory of, “Is he a cult member? Is this more of that quiverful bullshit?” He sounds like a dumb Duggar.

Both things can be true: the court system failed to convict Johnny Depp because Amber Heard wasn't pure and virginal enough, and Johnny Depp is an abusive piece of shit.

...And the damn movie wasn’t even particularly good either.

Apparently Lola and I have a different definition of ‘reamed’

Johnny’s not gonna fuck you bro

Anyone who hasn’t yet been convinced that Depp is a douchbag isn’t gonna be swayed by this one.

Come on Depp apologists, come on and make your comments. You’re totally not just misogynists, you’re fighting for a valiant cause, like a knight in the crusades or a WW2 fighter pilot.

The minute I read the headline, I knew Dornink had to be a white male Republican. Confirmed. Further research reveals that he and his poor wife of record have twelve children.

He looks like a pasty boomer who probably has a top-loading VCR flashing “12:00" in his living room. 

Shocked, NOT that there is an -R after his name. I spend a lot of time in rural MN and it is so so stuck in the 1950's. Rural MN is deep red and deep conservative. 

“I don’t know why I said that”