Tell us you're an incel without telling us you're an incel.

Great, more edgelord nonsense from SNL. Maybe Musk and Chappelle will make an appearance. Barf.

He apparently tries to call himself “risky” by packaging the entire spectrum of homophobia, racism and sexism into his “comedy”.  It looks like he’s just trying to make being a homophobic, racist, misogynistic jerk into a cool thing?

$10 per hour LESS than other autoworkers, their pay is not $10 per hour.

In his defense, the cheese really is that good in Tillamook. It can be disorienting.

Anybody know what the car is? Looks to be a small FWD 4dr hatch, but beyond that I got nothin’.

Police arrive at owner’s house to find owner with glass embedded in their arm and bandaged, and a big shiner on their face from the rollover and airbag. “Must have happened when the car was stolen”.

Methamphetamine use is very likely in this particular situation. 

You like the cheese? Check out the Ice Cream!

And when they get caught it’s going to be soo much worse for them. It goes from a moving violation to filing a false police report, obstruction of justice, likely attempted insurance fraud, all manner of charges.

99.99% especially since the theft wasn’t reported until after the crash. 

About an hour after the crash, the owner of the vehicle called 911 to report that the car had been stolen sometime in the early morning hours. The owner’s residence was approximately five miles away from the crash scene.

The owner clearly crashed their own car and called in the stolen vehicle to ty and create an alibi. Why the hell would a car thief bother to move the road closure sign or use that road at all?

Mmmmmm Tillamook cheese *Homer drool*

Conor McGregor abuses women. This has been known for years, so no...I’m not here for them trying to make him a ‘villain you love to hate’...because, you know, he’s a serial abuser. 

“reports a car was swerving erratically across the highway lanes to get to an exit it was about to miss.”

But was it THE friend that he had in the car...?

thats not hulk hogan, its hollywood hogan. The NWO shirt gives it away. 

We’re going to find out soon that the whole thing was staged and practiced. I’m surprised Hogan didn’t jump off the top guardrail onto the car and then give the driver a figure-four leg-lock.

I mean.... most cars are so damn safe upside down and their roofs can support more than the car’s weight...