It’s typical for prosecutors to find as many related charges as possible so they have a stronger starting point for when they begin a plea deal. Very few charges like this ever end up going to an actual trial, it’s all one big negotiation game.

I mean, he's from New Jersey...

Not “funny ha-ha” so much as “funny to a sociopath.” 

Also funny: jail time, criminal record and being sued.

Two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault are HILARIOUS!

How the fuck is that funny, Nick? HOW? 

It should have been standardized over a decade ago.

Man, the owner of the dealership I work at is gonna be *pissed* if he has to replace the four Level 3 chargers we just installed. That’s something that other dealerships will have to contend with as well - and manufacturers. “You made us install these in order to sell and service EVs, and now you’re changing the port…

Yeah, but then you would have to live in Wyoming. Wouldn’t it be better to live somewhere with schools, culture, sports, museums, jobs, etc.?

I have been listening to the GOP talking about small un-intrusive government and free market deregulated capitalism since the Ford/Carter debates. I knew it was bull as an elementary school kid, it has always been a lie to cover up their fascist theocratic power grab.

Republicans: “We want to pass this law that will kill people because we are being paid to do so”

DeSaster is a greasy, pudding-fingered lost Dwarf called Wokey.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with all the money donated to the DeSantis campaign, right?

But what about the fREe MaRkeT???

Florida really doesn’t want anyone to live there or visit.

You’re not going to get republicans to stop republicaning.  Everyone else has to stop putting up with their shit.

“but I promise I’ll make it up to you guys.”

“but I promise I’ll make it up to you guys.”

“Like playing Slayer’s ‘Raining Blood.’ I just backed my car up, pop the sunroof, every window, pop the back hatch, and let ‘er rip.”

Barsanti really is a truly terrible writer. Not funny, not insightful, not charming, just a waste of time.