Look, I happen to know there are at least three square miles of Tattooine we haven’t spent an hour in yet.

Watch the police union step in and ole Cap’n retire with full benefits.

DeSantis wears high heels and puts drying paint to sleep on the campaign trail. He won’t, uh, “capture” the same energy as Drumpf.

And what kind of manly man would “fear for his life” if someone throws a water bottle at his car?

Yep. It’s gonna be a fun ride. If we thought Trump was bad, DeSantis is Trump with a brain and the ability to get shit done.

Really the only positive of rising sea levels. Counting down the days until Florida is under water.

Oh, we’re not talking about the world here. We’re talking about the United States of America and its well-regulated militia.

Wait until their governor gets elected president.

Thanks, NRA!

Yet another reason not to go to Florida anymore. They’re fucking nuts down there.

Seriously, fuck Florida and fuck “Stand Your Ground”. It’s legalized murder, over and over again. 

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

I don’t care what they believe. As long as the cops keep shooting them I’m all good.

Uh oh, rural Red Blooded American commenters will be furious. LOL!

Unless you are stronger than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, and can leap tall buildings in a single bound, sovereign you are not.

This is pretty much spot on.  Also they have a habit of refusing to sign ANY legal document in anything but red ink, which where I live and maybe other places invalidates the document.

Seems like they feel that they are white enough to get away with acting like 5 year olds throwing a tantrum and not get shot in the back.

I think they need to exercise their right to leave the country and not come back.

TL;DR? Let me make it simple. “I’m special and the rules don’t apply because I found a term that makes me sound special "

I came back in here to see what happened once they changed the title. You’re the shadow editor now, lol