Petehammer
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Petehammer

SHE JUST CAN’T LIE AND SHE’S SO auThEnTIC!

And in the most predictable development in the history of time, it turns out all the chuds who were complaining about Cara being a big tough woman until Carano started agreeing with them about the Nazis not being that bad, are now perfectly happy to go right back to that, slamming her new movies with the Daily Wire

If they just decided she was a bad actress (she is) and never brought her back or mentioned her ever again, would anybody even notice?

I couldn't Cara less! 

Cara Done! Am I right?

“I should say less. Every time. Say less,”

As someone who’s enjoyed his performances since I was a little kid, I am totally here for Hong flexing.

Christina Aguilera and P!nk were feuding for two decades? Am I really that out of touch?

Meh.

We rank the top 500 IMDB credits of James Hong.

Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

With our current roster of writers, I can get you a thirteen page slideshow on hypothetical projects that Wednesday Adams and Aubrey Plaza could potentially work on together. Would that work for you?

I know we could do this all day, but in my mind, his list of impressive credits starts with Big Trouble in Little China. Not least because his incredible performance as Lo Pan seriously elevated the film without in any way ruining the fun.

Yeah, guy’s a worker and I’m always happy when he shows up.

Multiple generations have grown up with him populating their favorite movies and TV shows. A true dude who worked his ass off. I hope he keeps getting recognition. 

flexing on everyone in the audience, recalled that his first film credit was in a Clark Gable movie.

Oh, for a Will Harris Random Roles with James Hong.

Wait, dude why are you talking on Fox News? no no no no no no

I’m not sure that ‘why are we prosecuting this fraud when there is also other fraud happening’ is a wholly solid defence here.

The Coast Guard and Homeland Security were called in to help remove the equipment in the event it was something more sinister than a crypto mining setup (ie. a bomb)