I don’t care about the Dunkin’ ad but that biopic “Air”? NO FUCKING WAY will I see it. Nike CEO Phil Knight (whom will be portrayed by Affleck) spends millions of dollars every election cycle here in Oregon trying to elect Republicans. Nope. And ever since I found out about that (about 4 year ago) I stopped buying…

I enjoy Starbucks over Dunkin. Not because I’m high brow or want to appear high brow, it’s because Dunkin is garbage from top to bottom.

They definitely played directly to the target audience of the people who buy massive trucks they don’t need that lead to out of control pedestrian deaths: men insecure about their penis.

Yeah, lol. Aaron Paul is 43, not 63.

I don’t care how much money you have, when your agent calls and offers you a job that pays millions for only a few hours work, that’s gotta be incredibly hard to turn down.

Fuck ‘em both.

I didn’t watch them, but it CAN’T be worse than all the celebs who shilled for crypto last year, can it?

Considering how unbelievably fucked up Stallone’s face now looks, the ad was unintentionally sad/funny.

You overlooked the weirdest, most nonsensical part of that Maya Rudolph replacement bit: the candies were clam-flavored? It pushed the whole spokesperson/candy stuff aside in favor of a truly grotesque idea.

Look, the only bigger cliche than complaining about how bad The AVClub’s taste has become is complaining about how bad Super Bowl commercials are.

And I can even remember a time when our pop culture websites knew the difference between terrible commercials and the best commercials.

I remember when commercials were funny. Now, it’s just “hey look it’s that guy oh they’re doing that show wow remember that song?”

Maybe I’m a salty old man, but I remember when these commercials used to be clever and creative, instead of just showing an A-list celeb with a well-known property and tricking people into thinking they saw something funny

It’s funny, every article I’ve read this morning about the Superbowl ads is like “gasp no crypto ads this year!” You mean like the one Tom and Gisele are currently being sued over? Those crypto ads? Can’t understand why no one’s chomping at the bit to be in one of those this year.

What about the Jesus and Scientology ads??

This is basically a recycled ad (with additional star power) from one they did in the UK two years ago.

Not watching commercials for the past seven or eight years has made me unsurprisingly not interested in commercials at all. 

the only non-terrible commercials in all of this were the M&M, Pop Corners and Poker Face ones.

Let us take a moment to appreciate when Super Bowl ads were still good. Denny’s “serious breakfast” campaign has probably my favorite commercials ever, especially the one with the cowboys. And, of course, who could forget Nannerpus?

Once upon a time there were only 11 movies on video tape (not counting porn: thouands and thousands of those). Therefore I have seen Caddy Shack at least 60 times. Brian Cox is no Ted Knight. And Serena, you’re the GOAT, what are you doing bad commercials for, huh?