Yeah, I’m in to the motor for low five-figures, and then I’ve got another five-figure hit for batteries? If I’ve got a small block, I’m just swapping to an LS series.

The motor is the easy part.

They both like soup. And talking...or not talking.

Had to marry her late grandmother’s second husband...

Jen is really Jennifer Coolidge in a wig, right? Is she bringing back her character from Best in Show because I’m here for that!

And a pedo

Eh I don’t think he’s as smart as everyone says he is, including Dershowitz.

No seriously, what the fuck is that thing on Trump’s head? (Please leave only wrong answers in the comment section.)

Chris Wallace, a CNN moderator

Short of walking over and slapping the shit out of him or screaming at him to shut the fuck up, there wasn’t a lot Biden could do. Everyone knew what the debate was going to be like. I still think it needed to be done. If only to have someone throw the lies back into his face. Harris and Pence is the one to watch.

I agreed with almost NOTHING in this piece. . Just wow. Sometimes I truly wonder about the Root and if this is serious commentary or is the Root out there hiring writers that are actually capable of a good commentary or if this is just a high school kids Instagram comment come to life as an online newspaper.

Absolutely fantastic game! Thoroughly enjoyed on Gamecube. This copy is X enhanced as well, so it’ll be nice to see again (although looks like the UI takes a hit because of the resolution boost!).

I normally do the same, but i think getting so close to the new Xbox release date has made their selections pretty crummy. Plus gamepass seems to have most of the titles they'd probably use locked down. Just conjecture.

“I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan.. for my wife.” You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.

Normally I defend their selections somewhat, but this one... this one is pathetic.  It’s clear they’re trying to stick with a Halloween theme for it, but the only game of worth up there is Costume Quest...That first XB1 Title looks like it’s a trash “indie” game like you’d see on the early days of the 360's catalogue…

Unfortunately, the Maine wedding has shown us that the people who bear the worst consequences may be those who had nothing to do with the original bad decision.

If it were that simple, yeah. But actually it means your grandma dies or your younger brother has heart complications the rest of his life because the dumb can’t not be dumb.

See I’d say do it, but i live around this shit hole and don’t want one of these idiots spreading it anywhere near me...

1). Win the White House and Senate

...is something Judd Apatpow has never said.